what dresscode?

In most weddings, the couple, especially the female fret for months over what to wear on their special day; strapless or strap, three piece or double breasted… This New Zealand couple however, didn’t need to worry about such details… because they got married in the NUDE.

Nick and Wendy Lowe were married at the Wellington Naturist Club on Saturday in a “clothing optional” wedding, reported local newspaper The Dominion Post. About half of the 120 guests were Unclad. Both clothed and Unclad photos were taken, and though guests were asked to dress for dinner, the dancing portion of the event was clothing optional.

It was Nick who encouraged Wendy to embrace the ‘naturist’ or ‘nudist’ lifestyle.

“It was one of the first things he said to me: ‘I’m a naturist, how do you feel about it?’ I knew at some point I’d have to at least try it,” Wendy, the happy and naked new bride said.

Check out more photos below and let me know what you think about this bizarre event.

TOUCH AND FOLLOW

“One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness, bind them” this is a quote from JRR Tolkien’s lord of the rings. I thought of it when I got wind of the story of TWO BOYS who were arrested for using a MAGICAL RING to GANG-RAPE a 19 year old secondary school student.

The two young men were remanded in Agodi prison by an Ibadan magistrate court after allegedly using a magical ring to abduct and rape a 19 year old girl. They were also charged with stealing a blackberry phone belonging to the victim.

According to the victim;
“There is a boy who was not my boy friend. He was a student in that school about two years ago. His name is Biola. He had wanted to date me several times which I politely turned down. Just last Wednesday, when I closed from school, Biola came to me in company of two unidentified boys and said his mum wanted to see me.
“‘I asked him what led to the invitation by his mum. I then told him I would not go. Then, one of the two other guys who had a ring on his hand hit me on the chest and I was unconscious. They took me to the residence of one of the two boys and raped me.
“Before raping me, they gave me alcoholic drink and after the crime had been committed, they gave me ‘covenant water’ threatening me that I would die if I told anybody of the act.”

A ranking police officer who wishes to remain anonymous confirmed the story saying:
“On May 15 at 0815 hours, one Adekola living on Akanbi Street, Molade area of Ibadan reported that his younger sister and a secondary school student went to school and did not return home. All efforts to trace her proved abortive.
“Then about 23:00hours, an unanimous caller called through the victim’s GSM number and identified himself as kidnapper and demanded N6,000. The DCO led other policemen and the victim was rescued.”
She was unconscious and was rushed to a nearby hospital. She later narrated how she was kidnapped and gang-raped by three persons. Two arrests have been made while the third suspect is still at large. The two suspects have been charged to court.”

shake e bum bum on Britains got talent

This is old news… but the truth is; not all horses run at the same pace.

For those who follow the reality talent hunt show- Britain’s got talent, you would already know about ‘CEO dancers’.

They are a dance trio; 2 Nigerians  – 22 year old student Ezinne Asinugo & 23 year old sales advisor Soliat Bada and a South African – 24 year old stylist Nqobile Ntshangase. They auditioned and left the judges amazed with their stunning African themed routine.

They ‘booty shook’ not only to Beyonce’s single ladies but also to Iyanya’s Kukere and D’banj’s Oliver Twist… Oyinbo people dey feel our beats o. Shoo!!! (•͡.̮ ~͡ )
They got four hefty yesses from the judges which included Simon Cornwell and Alesha Dixon.

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http://bonaxclusive.com/2013/04/23/video-dancers-dance-to-iyanyas-kukere-dbanjs-oliver-twist-on-britains-got-talent-ceodancers/

be fruitful and multiply… but not now

Fifty-four pregnant girls and 200 students on drugs have been uncovered in Lagos public secondary schools after a survey, carried out by the office of Youth and Social Development, an arm of the Lagos State Ministry of Youth, Sports and Social Development.

The statistics revealed that 54 pregnant girls were counselled by the school social services of the office in the last one year out of the 378 schools visited. Out of the 54 pregnant girl students counselled, 18 of them with serious depression were brought under supervision of the social welfare service.

Also, 200 cases of drug abuse were uncovered, while the students involved were counselled and 61 of them placed under supervision, 2,095 students involved in truancy were also counselled among the students, with 213 students placed under supervision.

The statistics further revealed 427 cases of gangsterism among students and placed 73 of such students under supervision, while 461 students were counselled on sex education, with 103 students placed under supervision.

Also, 154 cases of sexual assault were uncovered and the victims were counselled, while 27 of such affected students were placed under supervision. 91 victims of physical abuse were counselled, with 27 placed under supervision.
The department also counselled 102 students who absconded with 50 of such students placed under supervision.

The implications of this statistics are horrible to even consider and begs the question: “how did they lose their way, so early in life?”

they stole our day

It was a sad… sad day in Adamawa state when the children where told that their usual Children’s day celebrations had been cancelled due to the state of emergency declared in the State.

Over a hundred children, who showed up at the Ribadu square in Yola for their usual day of fun and merry making, broke down and wept openly when they were told to go back home. This announcement was made by the minister for women affairs and it underlines just how far reaching the effects of the security menace is.

The absolute worst a person can do is ‘taking candy from a baby’… Stealing a day from kids is a close second and that’s exactly what terrorism has done.

condom carrying preacher lynched

It’s not an odd sight in Lagos, when you see a crowd coming together to deliver a good ol’ beat down on one person. In times like that, you can safely assume that the person being beaten is a thief who has reached the end of the line.

Well, the story behind the mass beating given to a man on saturday morning, at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market was a little different. According to eye witnesses, he was a bus preacher who incurred the wrath of the mob when condoms fell out of his bible as he preached the word of God.

According to information made available to my source, the Pastor had embarked on his journey from Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave-on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

The funny thing is, people started to fall under the anointing.According to an eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo, “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out”

It was at this point that some of the passengers who, no doubt had been feeling guilty as a result of his earlier holy onslaught, gathered round him and gave him the beating of his life. To save himself, the preacher started shouting: ‘safe sex….I preach safe sex… Safe sex is good’

However, Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life but not before he had almost reached a comatose state. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the Condoms have been kept as evidence.

Good morning crazies.

wicked disciplinarian

God, in his holy book said:
“spare the rod, and spoil the child”…
This woman took the concept a step further; she took the rod, put it in fire and spoilt the child’s face.
Mrs Sakirat Attah, a 25 year old petty trader residing in Abijo village in Ibeju Lekki was arrested by the police at Elemoro Division, for severely scalding her son’s face.
She committed the dastardly act under the guise of punishing him for stealing a neighbour’s soup. The woman was said to have dragged the boy into her room and locked the door. She allegedly lit her stove and put an iron spoon on to get it hot. After which she proceeded to burn her son’s face and hands.
It was also gathered that she broke a bottle and stabbed him in the head before neighbours could rescue him.
During interrogation, the boy admitted licking the soup because he was hungry since his mother didn’t provide food early enough for him. After investigation, she was charged to Igbosere Magistrate court, Lagos on a one count charge of assaulting a minor, causing bodily harm. The defendant pleaded not guilty and was admitted on bail of N100,000 and two sureties. The case has been adjourned till the 27th of June.
Anyone interested in standing as surety for her should signify so we can arrange for you to be locked up alongside her. That is all.